That's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. elaborate wet dreams. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and Quinn: You know, I have to say, Rosario, you are killing it in that dress. Thats when you knew this was going to the next level. Blaine: We could have handled that. thats why it didnt work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Youve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. Santana: Yep. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . feminine Quinn Fabray. Not to mention that the whole setup for the number is Santana defending Blaine. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. Santana: (pushing Quinn) You did this to me! And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. I am a thousand percent sure that Im actually going to be famous, just like Im a thousand percent sure that our man-child piano player keeps a petite Eurasian locked in a trunk underneath his bed. Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. I demand satisfaction in Warbler tradition. This song is so depressing. I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. Theyre so familiar with each other, the same interests and the same enemies. I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. Everyone knows my role here is to look hot. The only straight I am is straight up bitch., We spend a lot of time talking about Santana Lopezs musical numbers, and I suppose for a show like Glee thats pretty par for the course but theres nothing that made Santana more alive than Naya Riveras impeccable comic timing. Non-threatening to the characters inside the show or outside in the audience. And maybe that wouldve been more tolerable if the episode centered her feelings instead of Finns. Santana: He has no game. You are my first love. This is my least favorite episode of Glee. Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra. They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. Finn: The whole school already knows. And Naya brought that same joy, that same energy, to the Glee Live tour and I got to be in the very same room with her while she sang that song, and its a memory Ill likely never forget. Santana to Mr. Schuester and Emma, Showmance. favorite Santana quote. "WHAT?! But nothing is as eternally hilarious to me maybe on TV ever as Santanas Yeast-I-Stat commercial. Finn: If [Rachel] found out she'd break up with me. Thank you, Finn, especially. Santana to Mr . I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. The Autostraddle TV Team is made up of Riese Bernard, Carmen Phillips, Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya, Valerie Anne, Natalie, Drew Burnett Gregory, Shelli Nicole, Nic, A. Tony Jerome, and Heather Hogan. She was a professional and her memory was a steel trap. Gentle. Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset. She was truth to power, unafraid of confrontation, destruction when absolutely necessary. The recovery of Naya Rivera 's body from Lake Piru on July 13, 2020 left millions all over the world devastated over the untimely loss of the . Oh, nope, you know what I think that you should ask Santa to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits because your grill is jacked up. But theres a deeper level too: Santana singing and dancing like a person whos just been told something terrible is about to happen but shes not sure what that something will be and for now the show must go on. I was such a great fan of Glee. 1x01 - Pilot. I know its controversial and, look, Brittana forever obviously but Quinn and Santanas hook-up in season four made so much sense to me. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. Thank you, guys. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. Santana to Mr. Schuester, Bad Reputation. Maybe that So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? Jacob (noticing Santana's boob job): How was YOUR summer?Santana: My eyes are up here, Jewfro. This is for us. I assume you've been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant's heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine. So, this for you Hudson. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. It was ordering my steps. And Finn deserved the slap in the face Santana jumped off the stage and gave him at the end of the performance. I miss this place so much. If he doesnt get it then he doesnt deserve to have you as his campaign manager. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. We would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us. You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. Santana to Sam, about Quinn, Blame It on the Alcohol, Santana to Blaine or Rachel during "Don't You Want Me" (it was unclear), Blame It on the Alcohol. And that includes your little hand jive, that to me looked more like a hand j, Santana to Quinn about Kitty, Thanksgiving. Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, I'm quarterback of the football team. I always thought Naya deserved the best actress award just for the scene alone. I turned on my heels and ran out of there with a quickness, rather than risk the barista seeing me cry in public. Guppy face, trouty mouth. Santana taught us well. Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. Santana: Oh, sure I can. Hey! Look, this campaign is brilliant. Santana: Well, that's why I brought you here, to cheer you up. Santana: Not just the school, you idiot. She looks to Brittany, she remembers their dreams that came true and then the rumors have it that ruined them all. Okay! Kurt: One: Rachel is beautiful. Wherever your soul is, thank you. if you tried hard enough you could suck a babys head. Kurt: We had a pact. Santana: But I wanted to thank you for singing that song with me in Glee Club. This whole episode is legit queer culture. But medias idea of an underdog is skewed by 80s teen movies written by cis straight white men. You got a BOOB JOB. The Troubletones deserved their own spin-off. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more You know what? And just when you thought it couldn't get any gayerit does. I'm pretty sure too. Its layers upon layers of ridiculousness, but brilliantly so. Men. And I think of all the things, what youre doing, and in my head I paint a picture.. #monologues I did. It's more of my speed. And it was uneventful. Santana leaves it all at Brittanys feet in that choir room, and so did Naya. You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. I think somebody needs to freeze the fat this Christmas, because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus!. How does that sound? Her off white blouse. To win the election. Santana: That is the lamest thing I didn't understand a word of. Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? I dont know. Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. Sue: You lodged a complaint about my teaching tactics with Principal Figgins possibly derailing my bid for ten-year just as I'm trying to have a baby. Sebastian: Everyone else clear out, I dont want you to see me make a girl cry. You've been berating us for the better part of an hour. I mean my girlfriend girlfriend. It shot right into my heart like a lightning bolt. Im just as talented as Mercedes, Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel. Santanas entire story arc mirrored mine in so many ways. Its the dress that sells the song before Santana even opens her mouth. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! Maybe Blaine didn't want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. Santana: Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. Then Mercedes looks at Santana from the corner of her eye, as if to say Girl can you do this? And Santana gives the smallest nod before the microphone picks up a sigh. I miss you. So often on Glee theyd shoehorn a storyline to fit a song they wanted to do, or stretch a song to fit a plot, but with this mashup, it didnt actually matter what the words were saying or whether or not they had anything to do with the plot of the episode. I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyway. You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? Theres a brief moment after Kurt is elected prom queen as a cruel joke that Santana rushes out of the room crying. Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. Santana to Gunther, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Enby is a Black/Trans owned company run by 3 enby's that believes that all bodies deserve affirmation and pleasure. If that's your best MJ I am going to wipe the floor at Regionals with your Wannabe Disney Prince haircut. I mean, just because I hate everybody doesnt mean they have to hate me too, she cries. Come on this is a safe space, we're on the internet. Palatable. You better believe theyll regret it. Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. They are devastatingly hot and seeing two Latinx people (one gay and one playing a gay character) reclaim a spanish song by one of musics biggest cultural appropriators makes me so happy. Just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town. Santana: Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say. Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God but I am convinced that squishy tits is up in heaven right now clopped down to his new best friend fat Elvis hoping themselves to have picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butter scotch pudding in tater tark grease. We can win two National championships this year. I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schueabout the reception. You wanna play with me, Kurt? Its pure joy and when I think of Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez what I feel is joy. I am so different from Santana in a lot of ways but Ive never felt so seen by a character than in that episode. The way she delivered it, the hurt and desperation in her eyes. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. On Shameless, when Fiona told Monica about how she has raised all of her siblings. Rory: You're skinny like all the crops failed on your family's farm. I'm like a lizard. Right after Mercedes sings the first lines of Rumor Has It, the theatre goes dark and the beat drops out. The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. I just had to say that honestly, in complete transparency, its actually just mostly stressful when this happens, If its any consolation, High Art would also be on my personal top 50. Scratch that, we can be the Boss Bitch. Cause I can play. or someone who doesnt dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dicks more Why dont you just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds she should at least know the truth. I'm in no rush to get back to Kentucky. Puck: You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up. Kurt: There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick. You can buy one at the Party Store. Santana: A baby? Its important because, before Santana Lopez, basically every character we considered positive lesbian representation was: a) white, and b) nice. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? I was the exact same age as Santana when Glee was airing and going through the most difficult part of my coming out process. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. Santana to Noah Puckerman, Silly Love Songs. Im gonna be an outsider my whole life. Santana: And just so you know, I bought custom bibs for me and Mercedes cause weez be going Mercedes and Santana: To Breadstix! Oh, please! A baby? Santana: It's all a part of being a mentor. You got a boob job. Escucha! He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. I have love for you. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together, or farted. TINA: That's extraordinarily racist. You look exactly like a young Brittany S. Pierce, doesnt she? You're not fat. They were never about the kind of love she feels for Brittany, or even how she felt about Dani. Carl: You all have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it. The pain I had as I realized how many times I had repeated that same line to my closest friends, the ones I had always been in love with, the ones I would have been terrified to admit that were true if asked. Santana and Sue Sylvester, The Spanish Teacher, You went from La Cucaracha to a bullfighting mariachi. No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. I've waited 5 years for this. You wanted that memorial gone because youre such a cold-hearted bitch..A miserable, self-centered bitch, who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions. Santana: Oh yeah? Why isnt Rachel talking? Sebastian: Red dye number 6. No one gets it. We used to be the Three Musketeers. Wait was that supposed to say lesbian? 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Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. Santana: Hello Lauren. <3. Rachel: Okay, wait. He lets go of my Eggo! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Its one of the least flashy numbers, but one of the best. Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. SANTANA: I'm keepin' it real. Santana: Why, cause that look was last season? Santana: I think I know how to make you feel better. No, kiss me! Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. What if I just told your BFF about her BF and his man-whoring ways? Santana: It's just that I'm really happy. Soy de Lima Heights Adjacent y yo tengo orgullo! (sings in background) I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day, go! Santana: Now get out of my way please, afores I ends you. Lady Hummel called begging us to do an emergency intervention. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. Santana: Yeah, I do. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head. I'm Hispanic. You know what? Glee never shied away from making radical changes in characters or basic show universe elements without an explanation or any apparent logic, but they brought Santanas actual written history on the show and she wasnt originally written as gay to bear on her present. Monologue - Glee Written by Ryan Murphy Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Her wrath of words is called Snix Juice. There was a famous fanfiction well known for Brittana fans called Influence. If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? Santana: I'm not! I love Santanas relationship with Brittany because obviously Brittana 4 Ever, but I also love how Santana is able to be vulnerable with Brittany in a way she wouldnt be with anyone else. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. I remember exactly where I was, exactly how it felt that night. Santana's Quotations | Glee Wiki | Fandom Episodes Community in: Quotes Santana's Quotations View source Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed by Naya Rivera . This is garbage. Doesn't my presidential campaign need continuity? We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible I'm smarter about other people than the both of you, you have to trust me. Maybe Blaine didn't wanna be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. I mean I am, just not now. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your appendix out. Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. Kurts coming out was a wish fulfillment fantasy for cis white gay men everywhere, but Santana is forced to suffer. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. Santana: The truth about what? Cookie Notice Santana after seeing the shirt Brittany made for her, Born This Way. Santana to Rachel about her opening night, Opening Night. I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. Santana: Is that because you've been telling her to? Oh, and leave your credit card. Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? MIKE: Is that why you're wearing blue contacts today, Tina? What would you do? The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite. Its crazy because I live in the other half of the word, but it felt like losing a friend. Are you crying? Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when present Olivier - Copy - An analysis of Confessions of an Actor, Secret Life of Walter MItty acting classess, ACT - Acting terminology along with some history - Beginning Acting at Georgia State. Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. What difference does it make? I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. His hair's already starting to grow back. Weren't roller rinks outlawed in, like, 1981 for being totally lame? Rachel: Everybody knew about this but me? Your bizarre, psychosexual obsession with that Glee Club was disturbing from the first moment you stalked a nude student in the showers. Just think about it. And I need to tell you something that I dont know how to say. When my mother asked what the sound was, I said I was practicing bird calls. I want to think it was because it truly meant something. I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint. She never shrank back in the face of adversity or bullying or toxic masculinity or misused authority. Santana. You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. Glee is very concerned with this idea of the underdog. And Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel are the shows most prominent underdogs. But I didn't know what she was gonna do with it. I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. Everything you needed to know, every emotion you needed to feel, was emanating from Santana with crystal clearness. When it comes on you scream and you jump and you dance like a kid to this timeless and utterly perfect pop song. Elliott: You know I'm actually just here to get her sheet music. The cast of Glee reunites during the virtual ceremony for the 32nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards for a special tribute to the legacy of the late Naya Rivera's ch. The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. Just admit it! The details of my journey were pretty different from Santanas, but the feelings were the same. Kurt and Santana, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. What Naya Rivera did to transform Fleetwood Macs Songbird is nothing short of magic. You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator, or a deacon, and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. One, leprechauns like fixing shoe buckles because theyre gay. We wouldve had a whole week of songs about it. Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say not worth a buck. Thank you, Finn, especially. Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. And two, they grant wishes. Santana: Hottest guys in school. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) I was that kid at school for better or worse. Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. I've made out with a mannequin. Finn: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down? So glad you're back, I've never seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist. You suck at so many things. Santana to Rachel about her, Kurt and Blaine, Prom-asaurus, Imploding on one of the last nights we have to spend together because basically youre just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. Santana: And Pablo Escobar? obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes You trying to turn her into a damn rexy? (Girls are about to cut hair off for charity) Will: You can't do that. Finn's cute too. Santana: Yes, we can. The way shes afraid to look up off the floor and into the choir room. Within the Glee canon, Dont Rain on My Parade is iconically Rachel Berrys and I dont think it takes anything away from Lea Michele or her star character to say the truth she was designed, from the first line of the pilot episode, to be the sun around which Glee revolved and as Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera was expected to be a featured extra some hot bitch to snide behind Quinn Fabray. Of course they have fake IDs. Santana: Gunther, thats my Yeast-I-Stat what the hell?? She was unapologetic ambition and talent. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. Dave: None of your business, J Lo. I'm thinking about joining Shelby's new show choir. WhyWhy am I even taking advice from you, okay. Look, I don't mean to be a bitchwell actually I do. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. Brittany: He's really not. ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. A profound loss. Two: you're a bitch and those are my products, okay? 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W w w, PDF Mark K Nclex Study Guide: Outline format for 2021 NCLEX exam. We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. I have rage. I understand. I've been dry heaving all weekend. He goes to college or something. I felt all of this so deeply. And like Santana, I was so tired. So why am I talking about this? Your pretty little liar gave them to her. Thanks for this, TV team it feels much needed. Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead I call her Snix. 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